Will WikiLeaks soon shine its light on the little green man we\u2019re told does not exist? No, I\u2019m not referring to the talking M&M in the famous Santa ad. I mean those up-in-the-sky aliens who can\u2019t be contained by any borders erected through congress.<\/p>\n
In an interview conducted by UK\u2019s Guardian–Julian Assage, our modern day Robin Hood<\/em>–who steals from the gov\u2019t-rich and gives to the poorly informed–teased stunning new info that references UFO\u2019s. These Cablegate documents have not yet been released, but will be leaked soon, he promised. But, that certainly doesn\u2019t stop the UFO conspiracy theorists from guessing what\u2019s in those reports. That\u2019s because everyone knows UFO\u2019s bring in the ratings. Come on, how many times have we watched Independence Day?<\/em> I know I\u2019ve lost count. And it\u2019s not just because Will Smith\u2019s sexy and Judd Hirsch has a ridiculously campy Jewish accent. It\u2019s the aliens that steal the show. Look how long X-files ran on Fox\u2014and half the time we didn\u2019t have a clue what the plot was!<\/p>\n So, I figure now it\u2019s my turn to jump on the alien bandwagon. And, in the shameless pursuit of attracting throngs of devoted readers to my weekly blog, here\u2019s the most recent sensational headline I could find: <\/p>\n \u201c\u2026A European site claims to have details that these leaked (wikiLeaks) cables deal with the long-rumored war that the US has been waging against UFOs that originate near the Antarctic.\u201d – progressivenewsdaily.com<\/p><\/blockquote>\n Whoa, that really throws the whole Afghan war under the bus, doesn\u2019t it? In my opinion, this is the war we should be focused on. Just think of the jobs we could create fighting a war of the worlds! It would bring all the nations together, and because we lack the technology to enlist aid from other galaxies, we would not be able to outsource anything. All our cosmic defense weapons would have to be manufactured right here on earth. Worldwide economic problem solved!<\/p>\n So, Mr. Assange, as soon as you\u2019re through penning your 1.5 million dollar autobiography, won\u2019t you please lead us on the path to economic recovery? Besides, I think Mark Burnett has exhausted all the human reality TV there is, and this would give him a fresh batch of new alien territory to cover.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Will WikiLeaks soon shine its light on the little green man we\u2019re told does not exist? No, I\u2019m not referring to the talking M&M in the famous Santa ad. I mean those up-in-the-sky aliens who can\u2019t be contained by any … Continue reading
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\nWhat that info might reveal, is anyone\u2019s speculation. And boy, can anyone speculate. Immediately, after this interview, the conspiracy floodgates opened and the aliens came spilling out from every sector. Assange, himself, admits that he\u2019s overrun with emails from crackpots, all the time, and does not align himself with UFO conspiracy theorists, per se. He simply reports what he uncovers\u2014unaltered–and leaves the public in charge of how they wish to interpret what\u2019s revealed.<\/p>\n