Lookout Boy Wonder, there\u2019s a new player on the field\u2014magnetic field that is. His name is Bogdan and he can attract everything but the kitchen sink\u2014though that theory has yet to be tested. Anyone got a sink handy? <\/p>\n
This seven year old Serbian boy from Belgrade has recently demonstrated feats that may be considered useless to some, but to this paranormal news hound, I find myself literally drawn to his story.
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\nWith a smile on his face, Bogdan stood proudly in his family living-room, as his father set the table\u2026on him! A whole place setting, including: forks, spoons, china, and a frying pan were neatly arranged on his bare belly and chest and stayed there without slipping off. So, this reporter finds herself asking, why is it, he doesn\u2019t seem to be able to keep his shirt on? <\/p>\n
With a smile on his face, Bogdan stood proudly in his family living-room, as his father set the table\u2026on him!\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
After dinner, everyone likes to watch a little TV, don\u2019t they? Well, with Bogdan around, you never have to search for that slippery remote again. It\u2019s on his chest.<\/p>\n
Perhaps the next time Lindsay Lohan wants to do a little jewelry shopping, she might want to borrow Bogdan for an afternoon. Two minutes at Tiffany\u2019s and they\u2019ll leave with the entire store of trinkets hanging on his chest. And this time she could plead innocent and get away with it! \u201cThe only laws I\u2019ve broken,\u201d she might argue, \u201care the laws of attraction!\u201d <\/p>\n
Of course, I knew there\u2019d be those pesky skeptics to ruin this bit of fun for me, and it wouldn\u2019t be responsible journalism without mentioning one of their main arguments. Benjamin Radford of Discovery News claims, it\u2019s all friction\u2026I mean fiction. Actually, both statements would be true. He claims it\u2019s merely friction that causes objects to cling to his skin. Well, to this particular nitpicky naysayer, I challenge, how do you explain The Boy Bogdan\u2019s abilities to wipeout tall computer towers at a single bound? That\u2019s right, hide your motherboards, and boogie boards–if you prefer to surf the waves, instead of the internet. The Boy Bogdan is packing magnetized heat that stuns computers better than a Star Trek phaser.<\/p>\n
Bogdan may not have his own comic book or Marvel movie, but I\u2019d recommend Iron Man keep his distance. Mr. Downey, you\u2019re always welcome to hideout at my house, if you like.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Lookout Boy Wonder, there\u2019s a new player on the field\u2014magnetic field that is. His name is Bogdan and he can attract everything but the kitchen sink\u2014though that theory has yet to be tested. Anyone got a sink handy? This seven … Continue reading