Lest I frighten the weak-kneed , I suggest only the lion hearted read this particular post. According to one of the many reputable astrologers I follow (and yes, astrology IS valid) the end of times are nearing.
Cue Death Eater music, please.
That’s right, I dared to proclaim it here, readers, though I’m merely quoting from Michele Avanti’s highly enlightening blog: www.astrologyandmore.blogspot.com
“There can be no doubt this is a gateway to the end of time as we know it, and a doorway to a new kind of time, Michele states.
I could elaborate in astrologese, a language that is as decadently rich as mousse (no, not the moose fleeing from Sarah Palin’s gun sights, I mean the fluffy dessert sans bullet holes). But, on second thought, I’d rather not bomb you with calories, so I’ll serve you a no frills, Nestles Bar explanation, instead. (Those allergic to chocolate please sign attached waiver.)
Simply put, Michele is analyzing a specific type of astrological chart (Aries Ingress) and points out that for the first time in 26,000 years, the sun is joined with Scheat, the fixed star of drowning. The last time these two met was over six thousand years ago, a time geologists maintain that the Mayans predicted the end of the world, in 2012.
So, is it time to hang posters around our necks and take to the streets like lunatics, screaming it’s the end of the world? Why not. Crazy seems to be selling big these days. Just ask Lady Gaga and Kesha. But, unless you have a meat dress, a golden voice or a Jersey shore hot tub to go with it, it’s not likely you’ll be noticed enough to land a book deal or reality show.
Let’s instead reflect on what this coming astrological configuration means to us in a very calm, peaceful and rational manner. There’s no need to be frightened, really. Is there?
All we have to fear, according to Michele, in the coming months from June to September, 2011, is:
“…a challenge of connectivity over water due to sudden explosive fire from deep in the earth.”
What?
“A cardinal cross consisting of Saturn, Mercury, Uranus and Pluto is on the angles. This is a volatile combination with a variety of outcomes, the most obvious being earthquakes,” she states.
Forget the calm…where are those posters? Okay, take a deep breath… Maybe a nice trip to California would be the thing. Soak up some of that Hollywood hippie vibe, sit on a beach with a Cosmo and enjoy the ocean. I’ll be right back. Gotta call my travel agent.
“Both San Francisco and Los Angeles have this (cardinal cross) signature, so I suggest some preparedness and caution if you travel over bridges in these areas during the early part of this ingress,” she states.
Oh, no! Not Hollywood! I hope George Clooney will be filming overseas. Gotta warn him, and cancel that trip to California.
After California goes, what’s next…the end of civilization as we know it?
Well, yes and no. Now that I’ve emotionally cobbled everyone, I’ll do my best to restore equillibrium. Michele really seems to be bringing home a positive message that 2012 will not be the end, but instead a beginning.
“We are at a breakthrough in consciousness,” she states, suggesting a time of transformation and souls evolving to a new level of being. I don’t know about you, but I’m all for that, just as long as my family, friends and George Clooney are in this new, brave world with me.