Will WikiLeaks soon shine its light on the little green man we’re told does not exist? No, I’m not referring to the talking M&M in the famous Santa ad. I mean those up-in-the-sky aliens who can’t be contained by any borders erected through congress.
In an interview conducted by UK’s Guardian–Julian Assage, our modern day Robin Hood–who steals from the gov’t-rich and gives to the poorly informed–teased stunning new info that references UFO’s. These Cablegate documents have not yet been released, but will be leaked soon, he promised.
What that info might reveal, is anyone’s speculation. And boy, can anyone speculate. Immediately, after this interview, the conspiracy floodgates opened and the aliens came spilling out from every sector. Assange, himself, admits that he’s overrun with emails from crackpots, all the time, and does not align himself with UFO conspiracy theorists, per se. He simply reports what he uncovers—unaltered–and leaves the public in charge of how they wish to interpret what’s revealed.
But, that certainly doesn’t stop the UFO conspiracy theorists from guessing what’s in those reports. That’s because everyone knows UFO’s bring in the ratings. Come on, how many times have we watched Independence Day? I know I’ve lost count. And it’s not just because Will Smith’s sexy and Judd Hirsch has a ridiculously campy Jewish accent. It’s the aliens that steal the show. Look how long X-files ran on Fox—and half the time we didn’t have a clue what the plot was!
So, I figure now it’s my turn to jump on the alien bandwagon. And, in the shameless pursuit of attracting throngs of devoted readers to my weekly blog, here’s the most recent sensational headline I could find:
“…A European site claims to have details that these leaked (wikiLeaks) cables deal with the long-rumored war that the US has been waging against UFOs that originate near the Antarctic.” – progressivenewsdaily.com
Whoa, that really throws the whole Afghan war under the bus, doesn’t it? In my opinion, this is the war we should be focused on. Just think of the jobs we could create fighting a war of the worlds! It would bring all the nations together, and because we lack the technology to enlist aid from other galaxies, we would not be able to outsource anything. All our cosmic defense weapons would have to be manufactured right here on earth. Worldwide economic problem solved!
So, Mr. Assange, as soon as you’re through penning your 1.5 million dollar autobiography, won’t you please lead us on the path to economic recovery? Besides, I think Mark Burnett has exhausted all the human reality TV there is, and this would give him a fresh batch of new alien territory to cover.