On August 3rd, a rather peculiar circle literally cropped up in a UK field. It depicted an alien smoking a marijuana pipe. No kidding! Here’s a link to the photo, taken from cropconnector.com.
I’d say there’s not much doubt that this circle is pretty much a load of crop, but what about the others?
“Colin Andrews, a crop circle investigator recorded EM measurements that were ten times the radiation level of a normal field.”
Many crop circle researchers have reported strange anomalies while investigating some pretty croptacular farm designs. Electronic devices, such as compasses, watches, and cell phones have reportedly gone wonky at the sites, both on the ground and in the air, as researchers flew over the crop circles. Scientists have no explanation for these weird disturbances they call “EM Field Distortions.”
“Colin Andrews, a crop circle investigator recorded EM measurements that were ten times the radiation level of a normal field.” Again, no explanation.
Many eye-witnesses also reported hearing strange trilling noises that frightened them, like something out of a Star Trek episode. Sounds like the kind of Tribble that only Captain Kirk himself could handle. Anyone got a hotline or priceline to Shatner?
“In 1991, Doug Bower and Dave Chorley confessed they used simple tools to design many of the crop circles going back as far as 1978.”
Then there are also the physical side effects many credible witnesses experienced after visiting a crop circle, such as: nausea, headaches, tingling and giddiness—all symptoms one might have after a good dose of nitrous oxide. Might the aliens actually be a race of galactic dentists, making our world safe from gingivitis? These are just some of the questions that continue to crop up—at least in my mind.
In 1991, Doug Bower and Dave Chorley confessed they used simple tools to design many of the crop circles going back as far as 1978 and they publicly demonstrated their technique with only one hour’s effort. Other crop artists claim they can make similar designs with nothing but a rope, a plank and an anchor. I’m willing to bet MacGyver can do it with just a toothpick and dental floss.
Given our high tech advances of late, I’d concede that perhaps the majority of crop formations in modern times are of human origin, but I still wrestle with that unexplained ancient runway in Peru, the Nazca Plains. Before aircraft was even invented, this intricate pattern of symbols that stretched out for miles and could only be seen from the sky, existed as a beacon for someone.
But for who?…
Maybe for that weird alien dude smoking the marijuana pipe. If so, he’d better think twice before landing. An illegal alien with a DUI is sure to be deported immediately.