Diva Power

Call her Wonder Woman, if you like, but this Amazonian Goddess has proved definitively she wields a power so immense she can change the course of a Superbowl! As we all know, the game was a snorefest till Beyonce took to the stage and stomped her foot like no one’s business, commanding not only the stage but the players on the field to march to her beat.

Beyonce wields a power so immense she can change the course of a Superbowl!

The 49ers woke up after her electric performance blew the lights out and knocked some sense into the lackluster team. They felt the force of her power and came alive till the end, when the Ravens said wait a minute, we’re a Scorpio team, the moon is in our Edgar Allen Poe sign, and we’re gonna defeat you guys, even if we have to resort to holding!

Many will blame The Blackout Bowl on Beyonce’s invocation of the Illuminati sign, but I say there’s a greater power at work here. No ordinary mortal could ever understand the power of the diva in full force. But if they did, they might think to harness it as a viable energy alternative, should Jay-Z be willing to share her!

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