California residents, prepare for the worst disaster since Ashton Kutcher replaced Charlie Sheen as Martin Sheen’s son (John Stamos~ Twitter Joke, slightly reworded.)
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Rear Window…Disturbia–call it what you will. A Hitchcock themed moment by any other name is still uncategorically disturbing. Usually I try to find the humor in the absurd, but what my family witnessed last night only hours after the solar eclipse occurred in Gemini (the sign of neighbors) is as tragic as any event can possibly be and I will not make light of it. Instead, I’ll attempt to frame the horror of what my husband, my daughter and I witnessed while we were eating our dinner outside on our deck last night.
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“All my bags are packed I’m ready to go, I’m standin’ here outside your door…~I’m Leaving on a Jet Plane by John Denver
According to Harold Camping, the world was predicted to end last Saturday, May 21st at 6pm.
Someone wise once said to me, “Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice…I’ll still give you another shot, but fool me three times, and it’s time to find another octogenarian soothsayer who’s more proficient in math!”
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Armed with Comet, I attack my toilet with a vengeance. Tough stains never saw me coming. With reverence, I place the trusty green tube back on the shelf, but I linger for just a moment in a surreal, Fellini sort of way, to ponder why the word comet keeps flashing its cosmic tail in my rear view mirror.
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