There’s a Glitch in his Star Matrix!

Posted on November 23, 2019 by Tracey Pacelli

There’s a glitch in Keanu’s Star Matrix

Who doesn’t love Keanu Reeves? Even his natal chart seems to adore him!

But sadly his most challenging planet–mars–is a pesky, prickly thorn in his friendship side, causing him anguish, possible loss, and throwing up many obstacles with friends–Yikes! This began on his Virgo birthday and will last till his next one! This past month, in particular, has had him swimming in shark infested seas.

Actively fixing the holes where the rain gets in–to quote my beloved Beatles–will help ease this unhappy time for Keanu and friends.
Hugz to our fav internet bf!!! He needs all the support we can give him.

Mars is a pesky, prickly thorn in his friendship side, causing him anguish and possible loss

I’d suggest he watch his own movie, Destination Wedding. This gem of a witty comedy (suiting his talented Cazimi Mercury mind perfectly) will do much to cheer him.

Today is the launch of @traceystarsigns. Hope you’ll continue to stroll down my star-walk-of-fame and stay tuned for more posts highlighting what our fav celebs are now facing.

In other news, if you’re in NY, checkout Rachel Pacelli’s Broadway theater reviews on theaterscene.com and be on the lookout for her satiric debut novel, SPOOLS of RED TWINE, soon to be published by Propertius Press.

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Daughter Dearest

Posted on May 6, 2017 by Tracey Pacelli

So often do I read about the troubled Mommy Dearest, mother/daughter pairing, while so seldom am I treated to a celebration of a much treasured soul bonding between a perfect in every way daughter (yes absence does breed an alternate reality) and her better than perfect mom (who does possess a strong, delusional Neptune in her astrological natal chart). Here’s my small attempt to rectify this heinous breach in reporting with a snippet of the much awaited reunion I’m anticipating.

My daughter is flying home today for the summer. It’s roughly 8 hours of flying time from Seattle, WA–where she’s been attending college at Cornish College of the Arts–to our new home in West Palm Beach, FL. My prodigal daughter, and my only off-spring—if you don’t count my winningly handsome King Charles Cavalier–is my highly favored child (not simply by default) and has been away for what feels like an eternity–since her January break, nearly four months prior. I tell her often how fortunate it is that her parents had no other child, as she would’ve inevitably received the lion share of our love and attention and this lesser sibling would’ve been sorely neglected and given the cupboard under the stairs. Continue reading →

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Politically Inept

Posted on November 4, 2015 by Tracey Pacelli

Persephone’s Myth was raped over the coals by 4 Columbia Undergrads, who argued for a trigger warning on the recently maligned tale. Have we become so politically inept that there exists only one correct point of view and to heck with tolerance for anyone else with a varying takeaway?
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Rear Window – Stranger than Fiction

Posted on March 23, 2015 by Tracey Pacelli

As I tensely sat in the movie theater yesterday for the revival of Hitchcock’s classic Rear Window, synchronicities rained down like 3-D poop from The Birds.

Turns out, I share a birthday with RW’s Jimmy Stewart (day and month, not year!—to be absolutely clear). And like the rest of our Scandal loving nation, I too have been enthralled with the Rear Window reality case surrounding Teflon Kingsta, Robert Durst, as captured in the HBO Documentary, The Jinx.

Let the record show, borrowing legal terminology Ironside’s Raymond Burr would appreciate, RW’s killer also cut up a body, using an everyday hacksaw and knife, and tried his best to hide the act, though, to his chagrin, his evil deeds wound up surfacing.

Third synchronicity-–really just another example of the uncanny accuracy of astrology—occurs while all of this truth and fiction play out around the New Moon Eclipse in the last potent degree of Pisces, the sign ruling movies and photography (Stewart’s character, a photojournalist)—and also deals with buried secrets, self-undoing and fame.
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Can We Talk? – Joan Rivers’ Star Power

Posted on September 12, 2014 by Tracey Pacelli

I’ve always loved her ability to shock and guffaw saying what we were all really thinking but would never have the nerve to admit!

With a stellium of planets in the sign of communication in her house of talking, no wonder the phrase, Can we talk? became Joan Rivers’ calling card.
Her moon in Sag made her an inspiration for all female comediennes who followed in her Jimmy Choo shoes. An Aries rising, Joan was meant to cut a trail with her acerbic wit!

Another stellium in her 6th house of work, in the sign of Virgo, symbolized absolute devotion to her craft, and the dynamo worked right up till the day her star rose to the heavens.

Though her husband tragically departed via suicide, Joan’s ruler of important relationships resided in Gemini, so Joan was married to her comedy and it never let her down!

I’ve always loved her ability to shock and guffaw saying what we were all really thinking but would never have the nerve to admit! George Carlin was similarly gifted, which is why I will always think of the pair as the King and Queen of my funny bone.

In looking at Melissa’s Lunar Return Chart, occurring just shortly before her death, I was astounded to be observing what was a death chart! Uranus conjoining with South Node in the first meant exit stage right, and her passing would be quick and unexpected. The chart’s ruler, mars, was in the 8th house of death in the sign of Scorpio (endings). Also notable was the fact that this lunar chart mirrored her natal chart with all the signs on the angles, exactly the same as they were at birth. This was to be a significant month for Joan—in her case, an exit point her soul decided to take. Joan had Jupiter, the planet of blessings, and Venus, another benefic, in the house of children, and indeed she was blessed with Melissa and her grandson, Cooper. How Melissa pulled off such a star-studded extravaganza service in such short order, proves her undying devotion and love for her one-of-a kind mom.

Joan will always be the Queen of my Funny Bone!

I do believe Joan’s working the white carpet as we speak, thumbing her nose at Halos that are so last year! Can we talk about how the world just got so much less funny? RIP Joan Rivers. Your comedic star will forever be in my hall of fame!

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